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Did Phil Spector use a prosthetic penis to kill actress Lana Clarkson? |
Also known as "Shitty Wankfest With A Good Drum Loop" |
"Did you come here to cut off my head, or feed me chicken nuggets? The horror..." |
What's in the box? It's a copy of "Jubal Cain: Current" |
Finally answering the question: "What is the National Cereal?" |
Written by Derek Ashworth and John Patin, Copyright 2003 |
Written by Derek Ashworth and David Roy, Copyright 2004 |
Written by Derek Ashworth and John Patin, Copyright 2003 |
Written by Derek Ashworth and John Patin, Copyright 2005 From the Seathru Transparental Recording "Jubal Cain: Current" |
Written by Derek Ashworth and John Patin, Copyright 2005 |
Click on the titles below and enjoy our product. We have tailored the sound of each to be of the best quality possible at 64 kpbs / 16-Bit / 22 kHz, which is still shitty and low-resolution. For the full , CD-quality resolution, I guess you'll have to buy the real thing. Stay tuned to the News for where and how to buy the official releases, complete with jewel cases and ugly pictures, as well as the higher quality audio. |
NOTICE: You are free to download and distribute any and all of the songs featured on this page. You are not free to rename any of them, claim that you wrote them, or sell them for any amount. All sounds are the intellectual and material property of the writers and are subject to all international laws with regards to such intellectual property as they apply in your place of residence. And we're from Texas, so don't fuck with us in this regard. |
What they said, really. |
Written by Derek Ashworth and John Patin, Copyright 2005 |
Love songs are for idiots. |
Written by Derek Ashworth and John Patin, Copyright 2005 From the Seathru Transparental Recording "Jubal Cain: Current" |
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Axe-murdering milking girls for sport. |
Written by Derek Ashworth and John Patin, Copyright 2003 From the Seathru Transparental Recording "Jubal Cain: Current" |
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Enjoy this vintage-era Jubal Cain video, subtitled for the thinking and hearing-impaired. The lyrics were written ahead of time, but the song is completely improvised. John sang in the next room and I played along in the other on electric guitar. After hearing it, it is no surprise that we made this shit up as we went along. The video features an extra live track of John singing along. See if you can tell when... |
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